Okay, I know I was half awake when I heard the ad… Oaksterdam University. Yes, that’s right, my hometown now offers the finest in higher education in the form of Oaksterdam University.
Last night in my dream like state I started to think about the curriculum they would offer. I would assume the basic general education: math, economics, science, history, etc. But this was such a creative opportunity for a school with a common theme of cannabis.
I started to think about the actual classes:
Art 140: Depictions of cannabis in film: from Reefer Madness to Pineapple Express
Art 160: Fashion: From Tie-Dye to Marley Shirts
Art 180: The death of Lasarium
Business 101: Selling by the dime or selling by the pound
History 101: Were cavemen smoking dude?
Legal Studies 101: Stay away from Nevada
Math 101: How many 8ths in a QP?
Macroeconomics 110: The effects of cannabis on world markets
Microeconomics 101: Oreo’s or gummy worms?
Music 103: The impact of cannabis on rock and roll: What else would explain Little Richard?
Philosophy 160: Bong, joint, pipe, or vaporizer?
Political Science 103: Bill inhaled: the political impact of cannabis use
Political Science 178: Towlie: Wanna get high?
Psychology 110: The art of manipulating munchies
Psychology 120: Paranoia: yes, they’re tapping your phone and here’s why
Psychology 200: Things to think about to curb inappropriately timed giggles
Science 105: Things you can safely blow up in your microwave
Science 110: Weed, Keef or Hash, what gets you higher?
Science 120: Why can’t I remember where I left the keys?
Science 200: Saliva Production
Sociology 101: Deadheads vs. Phish fans
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