Brazil, Part II: Okay I'm an asshole

The Pousada was set back from the street with hibiscus in shades of pinks, corals, and reds growing all around the patio. There was hammocks strung along the right side of the building shaded by tropical plants, I only knew as indoor plants. Here fed by the moisture and heat, the plants appeared to be on steroids, larger and more colorful. As I stepped across the tiled grounds I was greeted by a petite man. Upon hearing I was American declared, “Bon Jovi”. To which I sang back in response with raised fist in the air, “shot through the heart and you’re to blame, you give love a bad name”. He joined me on “you give love a bad name”. We had bonded.

I asked in my pathetic attempt at Portuguese where the exchange (cambio) was since I had no Brazilian dollars (reals). He pulled out a map and showed me that I needed to walk to the mall. Although I was exhausted after flying all night, I knew that I needed reals as soon as possible so I could grab food and water. Understanding his directions I flashed him an “okay” sign with my fingers. This was my first lesson in Brazilian culture. His smile turned and he glared. I looked down upon my okay sign and looked back toward him confused. He grabbed my fingers and closed my hand into a fist while shaking his head. He spoke quickly in Portuguese. I knew that tone. It’s that tone you hear in childhood in which you knew you were being admonished. He made the sign and then pointed directly at his ass. I shook my head in horror as I came to understand I had just called him an asshole. In his broken English, I came to understand I needed to adopt my inner Fonzi and give the thumbs up instead. This event would prove to be a foreshadowing of my entire trip. While I am not one to typically use the okay signal, I couldn’t seem to stop throughout the trip. It was as if my subconscious held onto this hand signal like a bad case of the hiccups. I couldn’t stop. This led to the first word I practiced to perfection in Portuguese “desculpe” – sorry. After apologizing profusely, I began the walk to the mall.

The streets were busy with locals walking although I had no sense of to where. It was still early in the day, the sun was bright, and the weather was amazing. I had expected heat and humidity and instead was greeted with warmth and a light ocean breeze. The cobblestone serene street the pousada was located on gave way to a busy intersection. I had no clue how to cross this busy street. I could see hear the phone call to my family now, she had been in brazil less than 4 hours and was hit by a car on the first street she tried to cross.

I finally manage to run across the street during a lull in traffic and make it to the mall. It was strange to be in a Brazilian mall; frankly it’s strange for me to be in any mall. Six layers of stores and not one I recognized. I wandered through the floors and finally asked a gentleman in a security uniform for the cambio. He spoke at length in Portuguese and I nodded my head listening carefully. I understood nothing but the pointing of his fingers demonstrating straight and then right. I flash him a smile and a thumb’s up.

I made it to the cambio and then got out of the mall as quickly as possible. I made my way back to the pousada stopping briefly at a little grocery store. I have a bit of an obsession with grocery stores in foreign countries. I love to walk the aisles looking at all the foods, wondering if the items I am looking at are even edible and if so how they are prepared. The best is the meat sections. I love wondering what animal is hanging on the hooks and what part of it I am looking at. This grocery store in particular felt like the “Whole Foods” of Brazil. The store was clean and bright with fruits and vegetables displayed impeccably by color. Drawn to the sweet smell and color of the mangoes, I grabbed one and then made my way to find water.

Buying water is always an amusing task. I look carefully at the labels, understanding nothing. For all I know, I am buying Brazil’s best in tap water. So I choose my water, much like I choose my wine. The bottle with the prettiest label wins. Water, mango, bread, cheese, and turkey in hand I purchase my items and return back to the pousada. While sitting on my little veranda to eat my day’s purchase, I notice a family of monkeys walk across the gate. Following one after the other, with their striped tails pointing skyward, I couldn’t help but think that this sight was certainly a reminder that I was no longer home.